John’s sporting a massive foot-long fuck-rod which chicks go absolutely gaga for. So, what makes John such a big name? You probably already know the answer unless you just got out of seminary school where you’ve been for the last several decades. It wasn’t long before John took to porn, and soon, became the massive smash-hit star with 'Deep Throat”, 'Behind The Green Door”, and 'The Devil In Miss Jones”. After his discharge, he went to Los Angeles to discharge his wads on American soil with good ol’ American gals. John joined the army and was stationed in Germany for a few years where he no doubt gave a whole bunch of continental slut-bags a night to remember. With enough practice, though, John was able to control his dick growth and keep his balance, and soon became an absolute master of cock manipulation. When he’d jerk off, he’d get all dizzy because that massive dick of his drained way too much blood from his head. Born in the ‘40s in a small Ohio town, John knew from an early age that he was special. He’s been the subject of countless books, documentaries, tributes, and of course, was the inspiration behind Marky Mark’s character in 'Boogie Nights”.

John Holmes is the stuff legends are made of in that he is the foundational big dick of porn.